THAT GOAT'S GLUED TO THE WALL! NO, DUDE IS A MAGNET! Wait...

I got it: Velcro-Goat has somehow managed to gain access -- while in Greece! -- to a trade secret (or two or three) from our North American no-can-leave-the-continent rupicaprid-ninjas named Oreamnos americanus!

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